Anonymous asked: When I tried it Zombie Chases for the first time, I just couldn't keep my speed up and got caught by the mob. I was so disappointed in myself that I couldn't do it. As of now, I have Zombie Chases off for now so that I'll train myself up to where I can finally sprint with confidence to beat the mobs one day and that I'll finally feel like I truly do feel like the Runner 5 I wish to be.
Anonymous asked: okay can you explain to me are sam and eugene like together or something because i think it was towards the end of the Paul Revere Run (episode 5 or so) when I hit radio mode the other day and they were both over the radio talking together and being all flirty and such and they would be SO CUTE together I have a feeling
omg anon I forgot I even had this blog. It’s not Sam and Eugene who do radio mode — it’s Jack and Eugene, and yes, they are dating. :D
Sometimes when a particularly ironic song comes on while I’m running, such as, oh, I don’t know, “Bury Me”…I’ll start spouting negatives to the contrary as I plod along.
While listening to Jack and Eugene’s radio broadcast on my morning run, I was enjoying Ravel’s Bolero when a horde caught up with me. I had that hair-upending moment where I could hear a moan from seemingly directly behind my right ear, but I’ve pretty much steeled myself against ever looking back. Instead I put on the requisite burst of speed but with a bit of exuberant gusto because of the music. I could feel myself pulling away from the grey mass but my transmitter shook itself free and all I could think was “Oh hell’s bells, Abel can’t afford to lose equipment.” With agility that surprised even me, I did this quick backstep and swipe maneuver and was up and running again and evaded the mob entirely, transmitter in hand just in time to hear Eugene and Jack’s dulcet tones over the airway. It was glorious! I thank my lucky stars and garters for those lads and the camaraderie that anonymous we all share!
I actually don’t hate Runner 8. Anymore.
I might be the only one who doesn’t want to [insert euphemism here] Sam. Mostly, I just really want to pet the guy and say, “There, there, Sam.”
ZR5k 2.2 cemented my giant crush on Maxine. She’s just so lovely!
I can’t tell Jack and Eugene apart most of the time. (Yes, even though Eugene is Canadian.)
I’m pretty sure we all just want to bone Sam. Just throwing that out there.
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